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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the best time for conception?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Blue Origin boss: Government should forget launch and focus on “exotic” missions - Ars Technica

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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