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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:13

They put up a sign reading
No go.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
—
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.